give me absolute control over every living soul and lie beside me, baby, that’s an order ❤ || DW AU - dark!River/Eleven: ‘one psychopath per TARDIS’. they break that rule only once. it’s enough to send them spiraling out of control.
Either take me or kill me. At this point I don’t care which anymore.
*Crashes through your window*
*Whips out a sawed off shotgun*
*Puts on plaid shirt and grabs a bucket of salt*